A man wanted an attack dog to protect his business,
so he visited
a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The
man explained to
the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest,
most vicious
dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take
the man on a
tour of the premises.
After they had been walking for a few minutes,
they came upon a
large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and
clawing at the
cage.
"He looks like he'd be a pretty good attack dog," said the buyer.
"Well, he's not bad," replied the
owner, "but I have something
better in mind for you."
They continued walking around the premises,
and after a while
they found an even larger, meaner dog than the
first. He snarled
at the two men and tried to bite them through
the wire on his
cage.
"Ah," said the buyer. "This
must be the dog you were referring to
earlier."
"Well, no." said the owner. "I
have something better in mind for
you."
The men continued their tour. Eventually, they
came upon a fairly
large dog that was lying quietly on his side,
licking his ass.
He did not seem to notice as the men approached.
"This is the dog I had in mind for you," said the owner.
The buyer was flabbergasted. "You're joking!" he exclaimed.
"This dog seems quite tame; he doesn't
act at all like an attack
dog at all. Hell, he's just lying there, licking
his ass!"
"I know, I know," said the owner.
"But you see, he just ate a
lawyer, and he's trying to get the taste out of
his mouth."